Here's a story, of a lovely lady.
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls...
I won't even try to finish out the Brady bunch song for you. I can't make it work with our situation easily. Too many hair colors on the girls. Anyway, what we have here is a situation where boy meets girl over Internet, boy proposes to girl over Internet, boy marries girl, girl has 3 girls, boy has 1 girl and 1 boy, and now boy and girl are having 1 of their own.
Confused? Let me 'splain.
Now wait, there is too much. Let me sum up.
She had 3, I had 2, we are having 1.
Now using an advanced mathematical formula, graph theory, and a slightly used slide rule we have the following equation:
3 + 2 + 1 = 6
Yes people. My wife is pregnant and I am going to be a father again. Woot! Woot!
Wait, my math is off...
3 + 2 + 1 + 2 parents = 8 total
Dang! I need to apply for government funding. Or sell some kids for scientific research.... not!
Joyfully terrified.
Copyright 2008, Kevin Farley (a.k.a. sixdrift, a.k.a. neuronstatic)
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